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No matter what you want to contact us about we'd love to hear from you ... well, that's a lie ... if you are a millionaire ex-general from Nigeria we don't want to hear from you. If we've won the Spanish Email Lottery we are surprisingly not interested in that either. Let's not bother with all that "there is a problem with your bank account" stuff either, okay?

But, if you feel our website concept is not funny in the slightest we'd love to hear why. If you think it can be funnier then we'd love to hear your suggestions too.

We had toyed with doing a bit on honour killings over virginity but no matter how we approached it, it just wasn't funny. You can poke fun at the titanic in a variety of ways, but killing your own daughter because you suspect she might have had sex just doesn't have a humorous angle I guess.

Anyway, you can get a hold of us at this email address:

What we would really love to hear is your "fake claims" i.e. your humorous take on what a claim on a virgin insurance policy might be. Best ones will be posted on the Make a Claim page when we have enough.

Please visit our other humour sites!

NakedCompensation.org - has a wide range of satirical stories.
OtherLifeInsurance.com - on people living too much in the virtual world. Bookmark and Share
Our virgin insurance products are underwritten by some bank in Iceland, as they know a good investment when they see one. Registered office: Lings Massage Parlour, Back Alley, Imagination Land, NE1 2BU. Not a registered company in England and Wales no XXX666. Not authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.