Virgin Insurance Website Terms of Service

You have the right not to find any of this website funny. You have the right to be gullible and try to buy a policy from us - we will be happy to accept your credit card details for our personal use.

Virgin Insurance Website Privacy Policy

During the time you have been on our site we have accessed your computer and taken all your personal information and uploaded all your photos to our servers for us to use as and how we wish. As your web browser logs your online banking and credit card entries we probably have them too now and will have bought 100 laptops in Nigeria with the information before you can even pick up the phone to cancel your cards. [Please read our disclaimer below for more information about this.]

Virgin Insurance Website Disclaimer

This isn't real. It's a wind up.
Our virgin insurance products are underwritten by some bank in Iceland, as they know a good investment when they see one. Registered office: Lings Massage Parlour, Back Alley, Imagination Land, NE1 2BU. Not a registered company in England and Wales no XXX666. Not authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.